Llama Pedicures

LLAMA PEDICURES

January 8, 2011

All five llamas received a pedicure this morning. None liked it very much. It's kinda hard to blame them. They had to stand in a portable llama chute to keep them still and safe from being nicked by the trimmers. Llamas fuss when their feet are lifted off the ground, because then they can't run to defend themselves. I commend the groomer for his bravery in holding up the feet of 200- and 300-pound animals while closely trimming their nails. Mama Llama is NOT going to become a llama pedicurist!

 

How do you know when a llama's nails are trimmed correctly? I'll bet you have always wondered this (not!). I'll tell you anyway. If you hear clicking on the pavement when a llama walks by, then his nails are too long. Llamas should walk silently. In fact, it is said that a correctly pedicured llama should be able to carry a full glass of wine on his back without spilling a drop. That's not one experiment we're going to attempt at ShangriLlama, especially with Dalai, the white llama, or Como, the one who likes to run sideways, but you get the idea. Llamas walk smoothly and gracefully when properly pedicured. They're a sight to behold when they gracefully walk our city's trails on their weekend animal adventures to the park.

Here are the bottoms of a llama's feet. Pretty, cool, huh! See the black pads? They're leathery and kinda squishy. The llama's toe nail surrounds the pad, like a frame. The nail is very black and should not extend much beyond the tip of the pad. The extra can be cut off with what look like sharp garden shears, and it comes off easily--if you know what you're doing.

During the pedicure, the groomer was chatting about his 22 llamas and what they like to snack on. He said they love bananas with and without their peel, plus rose petals, mini corn cobs, apple slices, salad (without dressing), and sliced, unpeeled oranges. Really? We're going to offer some of these treats to the llamas tomorrow!

Happy Trails from Mama Llama!

50 Pictures for One Pose

50 PICTURES FOR ONE POSE

January 8, 2011

How many photos should a person have to take

to capture five llamas in a single frame?

The llamas of ShangriLlama

The answer is...50! Or at least that's how many photos we took today,

and even then, one llama didn't quite cooperate. 

Still, we're pleased to show you the entire pack's photo:

Barack O'Llama is the little brownish-black one in the front left. He's a one-year-old spitfire.

Dalai Llama is the bright white one. He's also one year old and gorgeous.

Como T. Llama, a very large yearling, is behind Barack. Como moved just when the camera clicked, but then Como is always moving around--mostly sideways. He's too big for his body, and we think he's got ADHD.

Bahama Llama is behind Como. He's seven years old and quite plump but a sweetheart.

And the leader of the pack, 10-year-old Pajama Llama (alias P.J.), is pictured in the background. He was in the foreground when we set up this shot, which gives you some idea how difficult it is to capture an entire llama pack in one frame. 

We took this photo while on our weekday animal adventure through the Christmas tree farm where the llamas of ShangriLlama live. Llama Boy--who started ShangriLlama when he was 12--walked Barack, Dalai and Como using the three-llama lead. Llama Boy didn't care much for this newfangled device, because Como insisted on walking sideways into the other two llamas. That's when spit happened! Mama Llama thought that was funny, mostly because she was walking Bahama and Pajama, who were well behaved today. So from Mama Llama's perspective, it was a good walk.

It's not so easy to walk
three llamas on one lead!

Tomorrow Pajama Llama and Bahama Llama will receive their pedicures. We have to use a chute to keep them still. Photos, and hopefully video, should be interesting!

Happy Trails from Mama Llama!

The Three-Llama Lead Experiment

It’s kinda difficult for one person to walk three young llamas. Each one likes to move in a different direction toward whichever leaf or blade of grass interests him most. So to avoid tangling the llamas’ lead lines, the handler has to constantly flip the ropes about. Mama Llama was about to try out for a part-time job as a rodeo roper (not really) when she saw a three-llama lead in a llama magazine. (Yes, there really are llama magazines!)

The three-lama lead arrived today. This nifty device has three hooks—one to connect each llama to the single lead. This will be a great item--once the three yearlings learn to cooperate with each other.

You see, llamas are forever re-establishing their pecking order. Who goes first, second and third out of the stall and into the arena? This order changes according to rules that behaviorists haven’t quite figured out.

So today, when Mama Llama attached the three-llama lead, the bewildered yearlings walked simultaneously out of their stall then stopped abruptly as they determined who would lead and follow. To establish his superiority, Barack O’Llama (affectionately called Barry), spit at Como T. Llama, who moved sideways into Dalai Llama, who stopped cold. So Barry led, followed by Como, with his mouth hanging open from yucky spit, followed by Dalai.

Once they arrived at the arena, (only about 150 feet from their stalls), “the boys” were so annoyed with one another that they skipped playtime (wrestling matches) and instead stole pine needles off the Christmas trees that hang within reach. (BTW, the llamas live on a Christmas tree farm.) 

Mama Llama then went back to get Pajama Llama and Bahama Llama, with their leads tied in the middle. You see, Pajama likes to walk really fast, and because Bahama's overweight (read: FAT!), he serves as a weight to slow Pajama down so Mama Llama can keep up.

Anyway, Mama Llama was thinking that the three-llama lead experiment wasn't going to work out. But on the way back to the stalls, Mama Llama was EASILY able to guide Pajama and Bahama in one hand and the three yearlings in the other. Encouraging!

Tomorrow, all the boys and I will go on a walk around the 7-acre Christmas tree farm. That should be fun?!

Llama Llove

LLAMA LLOVE

January 5, 2011

Happy New Year from Mama Llama!

This new blog is for llama llovers. 

Question: 

How do you know if you're a genuine llama llover?  

Answer: 

1. You can't get these woolly, funny, humpless camels off your mind!

2.  Hands down, llamas are your favorite animal.

3.  You own lots of llama-related items (tee shirts, stuffed animals, jewelry).

Are you a llama llover? 

If so, you will enjoy following this blog to learn about 

the adventures of a pack of llamas  

which are collectively called...

...ShangriLlama!

Happy Trails from Mama Llama!